Avoid

For my last patient at the VA today, the assistant took my to the side and gave me a warning about how my soon-to-be patient can be.

It didn't get too bad he said some things...that I was like... "oooookay, that's a little creepy" He randomly grabbed my arms once. So not too bad.

Here are bits of two conversations we had... oh there were many!!!

Me-"You doing alright?"
Him-Oh you're so sweet. You're so sweet-I want to take your head and rest it on my arm till my arm goes numb whispering sweet nothings into your ear and then slowly lick your sweet ear.
Me-Don't worry I'm not so sweet (as I try to continue scaling...)



Him-Do you have any pets
Me-Yes, I have a cat (while flossing)
Him-I have a cat too. I like cats. I went for a walk once and saw a cat on the sidewalk, he had a can around his neck. The cat was already dead.
Me-No, don't tell me that.


I know we are all a bit weird but who says that out loud to people you just met...VA people never fail to entertain me.

Another thing that happened today. There are three people on my "Hate List" Yes, that is because I hate them and I hold grudges. Each for several reasons. (It's ok if you don't understand but that's how it is.) One lives up my parents street who I refer to as "ant" (the insect).

Every Monday, I have a girls night at a friends house and today I was in charge of bringing some french bread. So I stopped at Wal-mart and I was standing in line next to the door and the ant walked through with his fiance.

I was staring blankly ahead in that direction. Apparenlty I've been avoiding the ant for so long I forgot what he looked like. The ant said "Hello"

I just stare at the ant and look to my left and right like-Who's this guy talking to?

And then he says "Hi" I give a half smile and the ant goes on saying "Hi Gin, how are you?" and then the voice clicked and I was like........ NOOOOO!!!! I was glaring all the way to my car.

This guy knows I hate him. Aside from that...

What kind of family is it that when they know you hate someone they still continuously invite this ant over?! Yes I'm steaming...

The end to my vent.

oddly fitting, never heard of Epik High???...now you have.